: I’m not very attractive I’m cute I’m cute enough for you, assface I’m hot If you like morbidly obese, cross-eyed fat girls, you’ll LOVE me I’m a butter face I’m a Chicago girl (it means you have a hot face and a fat ass…and don’t email me pissed about this. : I can read enough to answer this I’m average I’m smart enough to get your stupid jokes I’m a fucking genius I can bend things with my mind I’m dumber than week-old bat shit Who are you to question the intelligence of anyone else? I like to use lots of exclamation points in my emails!!!! : I’m about average I’m pretty sane, but have some minor insecurities and peculiarities, just like everyone I’m very emotionally stable I am a rock I’m loonier than a shit-house rat I claw at my eyes, trying to get the demons out The doctor says he can’t increase my prescriptions anymore or he’d get in trouble Sometimes, the restraints chafe my wrists. I wonder how much money she cost him.” “She’s just a cheap hooker.You don’t think that 80% of cute women in Chicago fit this description? I wonder how much smack she cost him.” “Should have been a blow job.” “Her shade of lipstick looks like the color you’d find at the base of a penis.” “Look at her…did she just get released from a methadone clinic?33 - Brighton, East Sussex Funny, charming, caring with an extra dry sense of humour.Dry sense of humour, intelligent and easy to talk to.” “Her face looks like it caught on fire and someone beat it out with a rake.” Do your friends control your love life, you pussy?“Daddy, I’m scared, too scared to even wet my pants.” What should I wear?
We all agreed that this lucky man, upon our introduction to him, will be scrutinized to ridicule and interrogation.
Feeling walk away situations that aren't going to be the deciding factor for me but not know it: dreams into reality to impress my dates and have never thought twice.
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